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Michelle Tanner is worse than Bella Swan! PERIOD! by Boschian-Fantasies Michelle Tanner is worse than Bella Swan! PERIOD! by Boschian-Fantasies
At first, I thought Bella Swan from Twilight was THE worst canon Mary Sue in existence.....

That is, until I watched some reviews on a kid's show that was the bane of my childhood (No, surprisingly enough, it's not Barney, as much as I hate that formless blob-a-saurus).

That show was Full House. 

I wonder why I hated that show so much when I was little? No, it was not the corny jokes, nor was it John Stamos' high pitched warbling posing as "singing".

It was much worse than that....Then I realized it....After reading some reviews and criticism of the show, it all came back to me.....


.....I WAS SICK TO DEATH OF MICHELLE!

It's always about Michelle! Boo hooo fucking hoo...poor poor Michelle! That little twat fell down and scrapped her knee and wants someone to kiss her boo-boo to make it better!

Everyone was concerned about Michelle. Everyone loved Michelle, and those who didn't, grew to love her anyways. All the popular kids on the schoolyard fought duels with each other to be Michelle's slave best friend.

After a while of watching flaming sack of dog shit for a show with my cousins, I WAS BEYOND SICK TO DEATH OF POOR WIDDLE MICHELLE!

I mean, why does everyone on the show like Michelle, and do the fanbrats see in her? She has no positives traits nor redeeming qualities. She's vain, selfish, egotistical, superficial, ill tempered, whiny and has this huge goddess complex that canon Mary Sues are so infamous for. None of those things are positive traits, and I am sick of shitty writers passing off flaws and negative traits as "cute, lovable and quirky" traits. Those traits do NOT make a character cute nor lovable. It makes that character scary, unintentionally frightening, annoying and just a totally unbearable sociopath. Would you guys want to befriends with a backstabbing, scary, sociopath? I sure wouldn't.

At least with characters like Lucy Van Pelt (Peanuts), Veruica Salt (Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory) and Angelica Pickles (Rugrats), at least those characters are suppose to be intentionally unlikable and unsympathetic ass clowns. But what is Michelle Tanner's excuse? Other than being the product of shitty writing by Suethors writing and creating TV shows just for money (sadly, Mary Sues and Gary Stus are complete cash cow characters, ever noticed that)? 

There, I rest my case!
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:iconhomininebeauty:
HominineBeauty Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Charlotte from Seiken Densetsu 3 can beat the Mary Sueish shit out of MicHELLe anyday.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2018  Student General Artist
Yes indeed!
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HominineBeauty Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Saint beam, Demon Breath, and Craaaazy that little troll! And finish her off with the signature SPANK OF DOOM, just to be safe.

Charlotte: Always count on the Cute, Little Girl who lives in Wendel!
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Cynical-Rarity Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2018
Michelle is terrible and so are the rest of the full house characters. They are basically the Barney and friends of the sitcom show.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2018  Student General Artist
I agree so much!
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Cynical-Rarity Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2018
Awesome. But yeah, those characters are too soft for my taste.
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KurumiDaisys Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2018  New Deviant
Fuck Michelle. She never had a good reason why she’s a brat.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2018  Student General Artist
She is just a Jerkass Mary Sue, plain and simple.
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KurumiDaisys Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2018  New Deviant
Exactly. :nod:
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DancingNomadDevil Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2017  Hobbyist
I've noticed the only reason anyone likes Michelle is because she's "cute" and her actresses. That's literally it. If she was a male character, nobody would like her anyways.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2017  Student General Artist
People think Michelle is cute? WTF?

IMO, Michelle is ugly, inside and out, and looks like a baby yeti with mange.
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DancingNomadDevil Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2017  Hobbyist
Agreed. Am I also the only one who finds Sunako and Michelle worse than Bella anyways?
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2017  Student General Artist
No, you're not the only one.
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whitebunny1063 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2016
I hated that show too.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2017  Student General Artist
Worst TV sitcom EVER!!!
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whitebunny1063 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2017
Indeed it is
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AndyofIndiana Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah, I never watched Full House and I am not planning to, so I will have to take your word for it.  However, I did find this in the TV Tropes category of Franchise Original Sin.  Make what you will of this entry.

Full House is now held up as a good example of what happens when fan reaction is taken too far by people behind the scenes. When the show began, Michelle's childlike one-liners were seen as absolutely adorable and she easily became the most popular character on the show, with merchandise featuring her easily outselling all others. However, the executives saw this, and as the Olsen twins got older and were able to handle more difficult scenes and dialogue, Michelle was pushed to the front of the show hard. Her status as the Creator's Pet meant she was featured heavily in later episodesand was often not held accountable for her behavior (often when she did misbehave, the blame instead fell on DJ and Stephanie for mistreating her, Danny for neglecting her, etc.) Because of this, Michelle nosedived from a fan favorite to easily the most despised character on the show.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2016  Student General Artist
Yep, that pretty much sums up Michelle Sue.

Believe me, FH is so bad it's horrible. And the fans are even worse.
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DaBair Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I hate Full House, period.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2016  Student General Artist
Me too. Glad I'm not alone here :-)
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03slaterdot Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2018
Why do you hate Barney? I'm not a fan of the show or anything. I just want to know your opinion.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2018  Student General Artist
I just think it's annoying and I think everything Barney does, Sesame Street and Jim Henson did better. Get my drift?
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03slaterdot Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2018
Who are your fave Sesame Street characters and why?
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2018  Student General Artist
I like most of the characters. I don't really have a most nor least favorite character.

I am neutral on Elmo. I don't hate him, but he gets a lot of the spotlight.
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AliceSacco Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2016   Digital Artist
As a child I even liked Lucy Van Pelt
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2016  Student General Artist
Yeah, even though is intentionally a bitch, at least Lucy Van Pelt is more likable than Michelle.
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Day-DreamingSnarker Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2016
I actually did get to see a few clips here and there of Full House...and hoo boy, Michelle...what a bitch.

Not to mention she's not even that cute...I mean, maybe as a baby she was but...ugh...I saw an image of her and she reminded me of a monkey afflicted with Down Syndrome. There I said it.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2016  Student General Artist
Hell, even Mary Kate and Ashley grew up to hate Michelle, and want nothing to do with Full House.

I swear, that show is so bad, you will feel suicidal after watching it.
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Day-DreamingSnarker Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2016
Even her actresses hated her too?! Oh fuck.

Trust me, I'm happy I only watched a couple of clips...and the Nostalgia Critic's review...instead of the full show.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2016  Student General Artist
You are lucky.
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godofwarlover Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2016
Who the fuck is Michelle Tanner?
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YugiohPonyAvengers Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2016  Student Writer
She's from this sitcom from the 90s called Full House. She was played by the Olsen Twins: Mary Kate and Ashley.
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godofwarlover Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2016
I remember now
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2016  Student General Artist
She's from a shitty 1987-1995 shitcom called Full House (aka. The Brady Bunch if it were a horrifying Mary Sue fanfic in TV show format). 

You are lucky for not knowing about that show. It is horrid, and Michelle is a repulsive, nightmare fuel character.
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godofwarlover Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2016
I remember the show, I just don't know the names.

Wasn't she the one who is addicted to Meth?
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2016  Student General Artist
That was Jodie Sweetin.

Though Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen not only had eating disrders, but were addicted to tobacco, marijuana, cocaine/crack and heroin. They look even worse as adults.
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godofwarlover Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2016
I know they do
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2016  Student General Artist
They are 30 years old, but look around 60-70 years old without makeup.
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12cdanislater Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2017
It annoys me how saccharine refuse lie FH can be nostalgically remembered, but shows like Married with Children are swept under the rug because of the lack of saccharinity.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2017  Student General Artist
Hell, if that's not bad enough, there are adult child nostalgiatards who love and idolize Barney the Dinosaur, yet sweep shows like Ren and Stimpy under the rug, for being "too gory and gross".

BTW, I think Michelle Tanner is ugly on the inside and on the outside. She acts like a spawn of Satan, and looks likes an inbred version of one of the goblins from Jim Henson's "Labyrinth". How anyone finds her cute and cuddly is beyond me...
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godofwarlover Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2016
Damn
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XxMoonlight-1-WishxX Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Eh.... I wouldn't go too far by saying she's a sue (she's a little kid)

But I always liked her other sisters more since they were more relatable. I mean yeah she's cute, but it does bother me that they don't treat her the same like the other sisters. Plus, there's a shitload of characters played by Mary Kate and Ashley that I liked more than Michelle.(mainly because their other characters were more relatable and imperfect at least)

I do like the show, but I can't help but to feel bad that people give you shit for not liking it.:(
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2016  Student General Artist
There needs to be more sane fans like you out there young Miss. :-)
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XxMoonlight-1-WishxX Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Awww thanks, well my sister can be a bit aggresive with the show.

I like it but... They watch it so many times that it started to bore me out.
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Kitty-McGeeky97 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I personally find it pretty debatable if she's worse than Bella...but I do sympathize in hating Michelle.

I never got why they glorify her so much and think she's just the cutest thing ever, something about her looked odd like a Gremlin. But then when she got older out of her toddler age, I think she really started to become more annoying, such as how overly-snarky they made her (and do take into account I do like snark, but she overdoes it and not in a good way) and have her get away with things because she's the 'cute' little one. Um...no. I think Full House is pretty bland and overhyped in the first place (heck, I'll even admit I never watched it as a kid, so it has little to no nostalgia for me), but something about her mere presence drops the quality even more with how much they shove her in our faces.

And I have to agree with you on Veruca, she's hilarious with how much of an obvious spoiled brat she is, and everyone knows it. :lol:
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2016  Student General Artist
I was forced to watch Full (of shit) House with my annoying cousins. I even got to miss out on shows like TMNT, Hercules and Xena over this bull shit. 

And yes, my cousins are included among the psychotic Full House fans who physically hurt people for hating the show or a character from the show.

This is why Full House is the bane of my childhood. Get where I am coming from?
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Kitty-McGeeky97 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh wow...I'm so sorry you had to deal with that. :( And I can't stand psychotic fans like that, it's really just a show anyway, no need for them to get so worked up over a different opinion. :no:
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2016  Student General Artist
I know, right?

Come to think about it now.....Full House kind of comes off as a 1980's sitcom version of the Twilight saga, only without sparkly rodeo clown vampires and Chippendale dancer werewolves. Just an annoying Mary Sue and her slaves she calls family and friends.
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Kitty-McGeeky97 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
And all hidden behind a cheery demeanor of saccharine sweetness to emotionally manipulate the audience...
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2016  Student General Artist
Well put my friend. That is spot on.
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